Sunday, November 15, 2009

Dear Keebler Elves

Dear Keebler Elves,

While I'm typically impressed with the amount of sugar you've been able to craft into tiny morsels of snacking goodness, this morning when I rose and began to prepare my scrumptious breakfast of milk and cookies...not just any cookes but Keebler Animals Cookies Fully Frosted (yes, there are "lightly frosted" cookies too)...I was highly shocked and disappointed to find my cookies looked nothing like the pictures posted on the packaging.

To say the least, my morning has just not been the same. I planned to start my day off with a yummy glass of milk and delectable sugary treats; however, as you have not been doing your jobs of liberally sprinkling my favorite nonpareils sprinkles I am alas left with pink and white coated animal crackers. Just not the same Elves, just not the same.

Disappointed and missing my sprinkles for breakfast,
{Gypsy Soul}
Of course I don't know which part is sadder, the fact that my cookies have no sprinkles, or the fact that I'm now eating Animals Cookies Fully Frosted for breakfast. The #1 ingredient is still SUGAR...brilliant!

On a healthier note, I'd like to shout this one from the rooftops:
As of yesterday, I'm officially back down to my pre-preggers weight!
It took me 9 months to put it on and another 9 to take it off. Just 7 more lbs to go (and lots of sugar to run off).

*EDIT* Please read the comments section posted below. I'm impressed with Kellogg's/Keebler Consumer Affairs. My complaint was heard out there on the Blogosphere. The Keebler Elves were responsive to my cookie concerns, and I have a coupon for a new bag of cookies on the way {I was also assured that I should try the Holiday Frosted Animal Cookies as those should have an appropriate number of sprinkles} Yay for sugar and Yay for Keebler!


Tiffany Norris said...

I love those little frosted cookies!

We are BLESSED. said...

I am dying laughing... and I am like you, I hate when they don't match the package. BOO!

{Amanda} said...

Mmmmmm, this post is the DEVIL! Now everytime I see it, I want to eat COOKIES =D

Joanna from Keebler said...

We are so sorry to hear that your cookies did not have enough sprinkles. These cookies are one of my favorites, so I would be disappointed too! We would love to hear from you to get additional information. Please call us at 1-800-962-1413. It would be helpful if you had the package with you when you call. Thanks for being a loyal consumer. We look forward to hearing from you!

Keebler Consumer Affairs

Tiffany Norris said...

Kudos to Keebler!